Welcome to the darker side of self-care: the Coal Collection. It’s chic, it's cheeky, and it's here to organize your life, one brutally honest zip pouch at a time. Made from cozy black terry cloth and embroidered with bold grey truths, this collection isn't afraid to match your all-black wardrobe and your existential crisis. This collection doesn't whisper "wellness" - it mutters "don't test me" with perfect stitching and a knowing wink. It's bold, blunt, and just the right amount of extra. Because if you're going to fall apart, you might as well do it in style.